the things i Eat

so to make a long post short famous dave is the man.

that brings me to a life changing philosophical question. was dave famous before the bbq or because of the bbq? well he was little did he go by famous dave because he was a track star? maybe his mom named him famous dave.

sooo famous dave’s is a great place to eat. I would eat there every day if my cholesterol was below 250. maybe if i get some lipitor i can. on a side note my spell checker program (yes i have one) thinks that lipitor should be clitoral. that might be due to marketing on the part of glaxo welcome or what ever they are called, there using sex in advertising for everything these days. (later research into the matter shows that lipitor is actually made by Pfizer (who i like more cuz the used to have jobs in kzoo)).

when ever i go to famous dave’s i get some kinda sampler platter thinger. I can never decide which type of red meat i want. Plus pork is “the other white meat” so i feel like i am sticking with my reduced red meat diet when i eat it. so i got the “bbq buddies” which is a sampler of 4 different meats on little buns. you get brisket, sausage, chopped pork, and pulled pork. My favorite is definitely the pork. i like both options, chopped or pulled its all good.

who decides what is finger food and what is not? Why can’t i eat a cup of soup with my fingers but i can eat a messy doughnuts with them? and what about the people who don’t like their food to touch. How do they allow the chef to make somethings touch but not others. I mean if they truly didn’t like their food to touch wouldn’t they want everything separate? and then they would have a bunch of piles of uncombined ingredients. and then next what about the people who don’t like sub shops cuz they can make it at home, and don’t want to pay for something they could make at home. Why go to any restaurant ever. With enough time and practice you could make any food out there. Well to some degree; some of it might turn out like my recipe below. But the principle is sound.

well enough random crap, i have a new goal, i want to be able to cut things as fast as mr Miyagi. So am going to go cut up a few dozen onions and peppers, and roast them in some mayonnaise and hot sauce and then kiss my wife.

moral of the story i love Jimmy Johns!