the things i Eat

Today I ate food. And now I’m dictating my blog. This is my first log using dictation. It will be a good experience to learn and develop my dictation skills. As for food… Today I had pancakes. With Mrs. Butterworth on top. Mrs. Butterworth is good because it saves time because you don’t have to put on any butter. I think whoever invented Mrs. Butterworth syrup must have been lazy far too lazy to put butter and syrup upon their pancakes. I think however that this person is a hero to the common man. Especially the lazy lacking initiative slacker like me. I hope someday to improve the world of food to such a degree through my endeavors in food. So far my attempts to add butter to other condiments has not been very successful. I’ve spent many hours in my laboratory trying to perfect the most delicious butter based condiment ever. I first tried it makes catchup with butter than mustard with butter but my most promising experiments so far has to be mixing I can’t believe it’s not butter with actual butter to create double butter.

Well back to the subject…

I also had eggs the scramble style with my pancakes. Why is it that breakfasts is more appealing at night. Most people seem to like breakfasts in the evening better than they do during the day. Maybe it feels more special when it at the wrong time. Maybe if diners sold only dinner food for breakfast more people would buy breakfast. Maybe I should start a diner and become a millionaire with my new plan.

is food preparation always cooking? or does heat have to be involved? is microwaving cooking? I think that most people would say that the answer to all of the these questions is no. That’s what i have always thought but understanding of the food world has been shaken. What if good food is created in a microwave is that cooking? I mean high quality tastes good food. If that is true then why is crappy food cooked on the stove cooking?

Well that’s enough philosophy for one post.

On to the matter at hand.

Why is it that food that tastes good is generally bad for you? On an unrelated note. HAM why have it for Christmas? What’s the connection/\? Is Ham Santa’s favorite food? Can the elves even pick up a ham, or do they use little ham forklifts? I bet the reason for all the ham is a cleaver ploy on the part of the anti-ham association of America. I bet they pushed to have Ham be number one in the 20s and 30s so that people would eat so much around Christmas that they would hate ham for a whole year until they for get about it and have it again at Christmas. That way the overall sales falls low and they only have to concede one week a year to the hamifists.
Why is there no food connected to New Years day. Just alcohol?