900 year old cookies
so i was at the local movie renter, waiting in line to check out. there was a bunch of people in front of me, i guess they all needed to rent a copy of the bratz movie the day it came out so i had some time to kill. i was standing next to the candy and notice a cookie shaped like stewie for family guy. family guy is one of my favorite shows so i figured it would taste good. well, weeeeellll, i think they made the cookie during the first run of the show. It was so dry it exploded into a poof of crumbs the second i put any pressure on it. well it looked cool,
oh welll.
should have snapped in to a slim jim.