the things i Eat

so i wanted to eat a little better and i want to to eat fast food. where can these 2 ideas converge? riding my bike to mcdonalds. I rode over today to get some food. well thats not true, i went on a bike ride and passed a mcdonalds and said to myself, hey i should get some food. so i did, i got some and rode home to eat it. well it was fun but i shouldn’t continue. i recently discovered that i weigh about 18 units of weight, but i should only weigh about 12 units of weight. so that means i need too loose about a third of my weight to be at the “ideal weight” according to modern medical science. so that leads me to 2 possible options. option one work out more but that just leads to being more hungry so i eat more which negates the value. option 2 do nothing and play video games. i choose number 2. what does modern medicine know anyway. i don’t think i have weighed 12 units of weight since i was 12. Hey maybe i should weigh one unit of weight per year i live. my new plan is to gain weight until my weight in arbitrary weight units and age match. I guess i could just change my arbitrary units but that is just silly. maybe i could just change the units of measure so that way i weigh 12 units. Bam done, i weigh 12 units of weight, goal met. and people say weight loss is hard.

remember sometimes life demands two tenses in one sentence.