the things i Eat

Today I ate food. And now I’m dictating my blog. This is my first log using dictation. It will be a good experience to learn and develop my dictation skills. As for food… Today I had pancakes. With Mrs. Butterworth on top. Mrs. Butterworth is good because it saves time because you don’t have to put on any butter. I think whoever invented Mrs. Butterworth syrup must have been lazy far too lazy to put butter and syrup upon their pancakes. I think however that this person is a hero to the common man. Especially the lazy lacking initiative slacker like me. I hope someday to improve the world of food to such a degree through my endeavors in food. So far my attempts to add butter to other condiments has not been very successful. I’ve spent many hours in my laboratory trying to perfect the most delicious butter based condiment ever. I first tried it makes catchup with butter than mustard with butter but my most promising experiments so far has to be mixing I can’t believe it’s not butter with actual butter to create double butter.

Well back to the subject…

I also had eggs the scramble style with my pancakes. Why is it that breakfasts is more appealing at night. Most people seem to like breakfasts in the evening better than they do during the day. Maybe it feels more special when it at the wrong time. Maybe if diners sold only dinner food for breakfast more people would buy breakfast. Maybe I should start a diner and become a millionaire with my new plan.