so i wanted to eat a little better and i want to to eat fast food. where can these 2 ideas converge? riding my bike to mcdonalds. I rode over today to get some food. well thats not true, i went on a bike ride and passed a mcdonalds and said to myself, hey i should get some food. so i did, i got some and rode home to eat it. well it was fun but i shouldn’t continue. i recently discovered that i weigh about 18 units of weight, but i should only weigh about 12 units of weight. so that means i need too loose about a third of my weight to be at the “ideal weight” according to modern medical science. so that leads me to 2 possible options. option one work out more but that just leads to being more hungry so i eat more which negates the value. option 2 do nothing and play video games. i choose number 2. what does modern medicine know anyway. i don’t think i have weighed 12 units of weight since i was 12. Hey maybe i should weigh one unit of weight per year i live. my new plan is to gain weight until my weight in arbitrary weight units and age match. I guess i could just change my arbitrary units but that is just silly. maybe i could just change the units of measure so that way i weigh 12 units. Bam done, i weigh 12 units of weight, goal met. and people say weight loss is hard.
remember sometimes life demands two tenses in one sentence.
Bethany | 27-May-08 at 5:27 pm | Permalink
Jared made it work at Subway…not sure how you feel about subs, but they are only $5 for a footlong. Or maybe you don’t care because you just lost all those “units” while writing your post.
JM Fuller | 29-May-08 at 4:03 am | Permalink
*I’m not quite sure why Uncle JJ made the comment that I don’t comment on this blog…Maybe he was inferring I need to read this blog and watch my weight. Easy enough, I’m 12 units as well. Not so bad. Good call Mr. Blogger, aka Drew and his food.